June 2012
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I am what is known as an "Ancient Fag"
So too all you “New Fags”.
I am in the first 100 posts.
I was there when the rules were written.
I am the internet.
That is all.
so this is the part where you ask me something and...
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Anonymous asked: temportanza I just messaged you, and this is crazy, but take the quick survey at TUMBLRBOT(.)NET - free gift card baby. Love, TumblrBot
Girl: do you like screamo?
Me: yeah
Girl: *plays asking alexandria*
Me: *rolls out of moving car into traffic*
cute boy: hi
me: stutters, drools, collapses to the ground
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Dear Interwebz,
Sometimes, you are a disappointment to your mother and I.
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Anonymous asked: what does temportanza mean? also do you make $ with your blog using peepspayerDOTcom?
yesterday was good day
The show Misfits is way to good, like really.
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Anonymous asked: i got a similar message from of my followers but you actually should go to tumblrstaff(.)com for free headphones.. it works
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I have been friend listed.
FUCK…
at least i can be her firend
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Dear Tumblr,
I would appreciate it if you would stop asking me if i would like to continue using Missing-E. If I didn’t want to use it I would uninstall it. If it didn’t make Tumblr so much better I wouldn’t have to use it.
Tumblr it’s almost like you are jealous of Missing-E’s capabilities.
It’s pretty funny.
honestly i was worried about today and me baby sitting. good thing the baby i am sitting is a fucking pro at life, like really.
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The Marauder →
“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via blood-countess)
Dear Tumblr,
You’re like your own galaxy of awesomeness.
