April 2013
9 posts
At first I was like :)
but then I was like FUCK THIS BITCH! WTF IS YOUR FUCKING DEAL?
and i’m done
2 tags
I don't have the balls to tell you in person
Ok, so I know I haven’t been around in forever and that is not cool but I have a good reason. It hurts too much. I can’t do it for my sake. I was losing my shit there for a while. I just can’t help it. I am still not around on the regular but that is because of me not you. I wish I could change this, go back in time and stop this before it began but I can’t. I wish I could change the way I feel...
To the person that just asked me to post a nude:
If you had not been anonymous I would have gladly sent you one.
March 2013
10 posts
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
fuck
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
penandpage:
whisperrun:
whisperrun:
theneverendingdrums:
anywigwilldo:
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
Nothing happened.
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then...
desire and regret are my two least favorite emotions
every fucking time
February 2013
13 posts
1 tag
Step one: CLICK HERE
Step two: Enjoy.
m4ge:
thighrabanks:
francieum:
blaineandersasss:
kpopcrackchat:
burqini:
Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on
Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation
Biology more like BYEology because I’m out
physics more like phySICKS because im getting real tired of this shit
trigonometry? more like TRIGGERnometry...
Put in your place.
me: You blew me off for three days. I'm not going to just sit around and wait till your ready to chill.
her: I didn't mean to blow you off I just got distracted.
me: It's not a big deal, but I'm out with friends right now so I am going to let you go.
her: I will have nothing to do now though.
me: That sucks, I'm going to go though.
her: So we aren't hanging out today?
me: Possibly later on but not at the moment. I will call you in a couple of hours. I have to go now though, just text me.
her: I feel like your going to blow me off now.
me: No I will call you in a while. I'm going to go now.
her: Your going to blow me off.
me: Yes your right. I have absolutely no intention of hanging out with you today and I am going to ignore your texts and pretend like I never got them. While I am ignoring your texts I am going to conveniently forget to call you later and instead have loads of fun with my friends. I've got to go, I will talk to you later. *hangs up phone*
three hours later she calls me
me: Hello?
her: Sorry I was being a bitch.
ya, I’m gunna go ahead and say, FUCK JURY DUTY. That is all.
me talking to my higher ups
me: He is so disrespectful that I want to send him home every day. I have repeatedly told him to stop and have continually told him that I am going to send him home and he just keeps running his mouth. What should I do?
higher up: Kick his ass.
me: *laughs hysterically*
higher up: I will pull him into the office the next day he is here and I will scare the shit out of him. Your are his manager, I can't make him like you, but he will respect you while he is here.
me: I also just found out that he is trying to make me look bad so I get fired.
higher up: There is literally no chance of that happening, I am fully aware that you bust your ass when your here and I also know that he thinks he is the best worker at this store when in reality he sucks at his job. Don't worry. I will end this or we can just write him up every time he fucks up, it only takes 3 write ups to get fired.
me: Cool. I give him a week before he hits 3 then.
higher up: I give him 3 days.
me: I LOVE MY JOB.
I'm your manager...
Underling: snitches get stitches
me: agreed
*weeks later*
underling: *being obnoxious and incredibly disrespectful*
me: please stop
*hour later*
underling: * continues being obnoxious and incredibly disrespectful*
me: no really stop
*hour later*
underling: * continues being obnoxious and incredibly disrespectful*
me: this is your last warning, knock it off
underling: freedom of speech i can say what ever i want
me: i will remember you said that
*hour later*
underling: *continues being obnoxious and incredibly disrespectful*
me: dude, SHUT THE FUCK UP
underling: *goes and tell my higher ups i told him to "shut the fuck up" while not explaining that this was after he was repeatedly asked to stop"
me: *explains what really happened and my higher ups are on my side*
underling: *tells a coworker that he is trying to get me fired*
coworker: *tells me that he is trying to get me fired*
me: i am gunna make work hell for this kid
January 2013
13 posts
tyleroakley:
goddessofcheese:
crabshire1901:
...
camerondallas:
tywuh:
i have never ever watched or read harry potter can i have an award for that
there you go
“SAYING THAT WEED MAKES YOU LAZY,
IS LIKE SAYING IT IS THE FORK’S FAULT...”
– Temportanza
December 2012
16 posts
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
w0ndurland:
I don’t care if they’re bad, mean, horrible opinions. Bring it
tell me… i crave to know lol
2 tags
today was good day.
opened gifts with the fam, then drank 15 year old scotch with my dad and uncle while swapping stories that would make my mother cringe.
life is good.
wimey:
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
story of my life
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